Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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