I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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