Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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