I think I am morally bankrupt
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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