so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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