question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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