My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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