She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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