This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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