Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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