Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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