People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
