I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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