I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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