you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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