I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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