If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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