I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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