I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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