nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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