Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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