Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
you never un-have a 4some
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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