If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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