yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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