I'm eating all of the evidence.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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