Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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