We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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