Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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