They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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