is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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