Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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