I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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