well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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