i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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