I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
