She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So vagazzling was a success
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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