READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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