google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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