porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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