Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Terrible idea I love it
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
