i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
honey bunches of taint.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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