Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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