shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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