Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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