If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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