Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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