Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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