Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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