Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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