I'm laying in your front yard are you home
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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He better not be in your backpack
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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