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say what?
wanna hang out?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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