redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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