so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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