I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
soo... how was my night?
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