I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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